Chocolate philosophy

• Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets.
  
• Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
  
• It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
  
• Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
  
• Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
  
• All I need is a little love now and then, but some chocolate will do for now.